Monsters

The Valentines

The Valentines are an unlikely pair. Are they dancing or scratching each other’s back? You’ll have to learn their language and ask them.

Colonel Peabody
''I am queen of mold and decay. Everything I taste, I know. I can uncover the maiden name of the in-law you tried to impress with that beer soaked sous-vide meat loaf you have been meaning to throw away from the perfume of your fridge. Each boil on my skin is a battle scar of the poisoned feasts I prevented and the cannibals I flavor profiled. It's a miracle my pantaloons keep their golden shine with all that I consume. Do you want to be more intimate with your taste buds? Build a palace for your palate? Gustation is the final frontier. I am Colonel Peabody, Doctor of Investigative Gluttony, and this is my MasterClass.''
''I am queen of mold and decay. Everything I taste, I know. I can uncover the maiden name of the in-law you tried to impress with that beer soaked sous-vide meat loaf you have been meaning to throw away from the perfume of your fridge. Each boil on my skin is a battle scar of the poisoned feasts I prevented and the cannibals I flavor profiled. It's a miracle my pantaloons keep their golden shine with all that I consume. Do you want to be more intimate with your taste buds? Build a palace for your palate? Gustation is the final frontier. I am Colonel Peabody, Doctor of Investigative Gluttony, and this is my MasterClass.''
Mr. Poinouille

Mr. Poinouille has just the gadget to uncover the next clue. No evidence has ever escaped the many specialized lens of his monocle.